1. Notes: 127514 / 11 months ago  from belle-of-ravenclaw (originally from haleybeast)

   Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

   Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!

   Me: Please, god, no--

   Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GO0O0O0OO0OO0O0O0

   Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furius

   Me: Please, guys, calm down--

   Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.

   Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn

   Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO

   Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

   Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!

   Me: I hate you all

   Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.

   Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.

   Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?

   Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.

   Uterus: You mother fuckers.

   Torso: CONTRACT!

   Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.

   Brain: Me gusta.

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